Someone gave me a seaweed snack and said, ‘let me kelp you’

Re-discovered this wonderful website: "Molecules with Silly
or Unusual Names" https://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm I'm cackling! #chemistry #humour #puns

Spotted at a red light in #Perth

My wife said, "The problem with making Meatloaf is it goes too fast."
I told her, "It goes like a Bat Out of Hell".

Probably stupid #mastodon question, but: if I want to share a toot with people who aren't on mastodon (shocking, I know, but some of the #puns need to be shared), is there a better way to get the correct URL than "C&P the link on wikis.world into a private browser window, then select the link on the click-through?"
I get why there's a "You are leaving wikis.world. If you trust this link, click to continue" dialogue, but it's a real pain when sharing things.

I was reading a wildlife conservation group talk about their owls and raptors, and it turns out that they organize an annual TALONTINE'S DAY

I think when you get a PhD in any kind of animal science, you need to also pass a pun defense

There is an Indian restaurant near UW called.. NAAN STOP

I saw an ad for another aquarium and it was a pic of an otter and it said You Otter Sea Me

I feel like it’s mandatory to make marine puns in order to work at aquariums

A set of applications to make your Mastodon posting experience better is called a toot suite.

This iron stylus (a type of pen for writing on wax or clay tablets) in scribed with the lines: "I have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me. I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able [to give] as generously as the way is long [and] as my purse is empty."

Or to put it simply, "My friend went to Rome and all I got was this lousy pen.

Dated to about AD 70. Found in London during excavations by MOLA.

Today: Sketch & Chat at the shop!
Valentine's Day Items available!
Probably not open tomorrow (Sunday)

https://www.comingupviolets.com/single-post/sketch-chat-weekend-hours-valentine-s-day-items

Some more work in progress sketches, this time for some valentine's themed flash :>

Jan's just blurted out: "Sheepdogs working on the same farm are colliegues!" \o/

Durchbruch in der Physik:

Die Deutsche Bahn ist erwiesenermaßen ein, sich selbst erhaltenes, Verspätomobile.