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@kkarhan@infosec.spaceUSpol, Trump, sarcasm
@glynmoody The OrangeTyrant will only stop when held at gunpoint and forced into conditionless surrender.
- I wish to be proven wrong!
@kkarhan@infosec.space@DC4DD @erosalie @EUCommission I guess @AuswaertigesAmt is too lazy and/or their interns don't know how to repost...
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net@UkiahSmith I haven't seen specifics yet. But after reading the first 50 pages, I'd guess around every third paragraph ;) #sarcasm
Virtual Keyboard Wars! #sarcasm
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social#Sarcasm
There’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.
@kkarhan@infosec.space@jodmentum exactly!
The fact that people don't 2A those offering rewards for betrayals of their fellow mutuals is already a sign of weakness...
@kkarhan@infosec.spaceSeriously, is the #ShahidBagheri a #shitpost or [www.youtube.com] does #Iran actually demand to be taken seriously with an #AircraftCarrier design that was already obsolete 100 years ago [en.wikipedia.org]
- You know a nation is detached from reality when it's self-defense and launch capabilities are being laughed at by 123 year old Japanese Carriers [en.wikipedia.org] with wooden decks!
Like if someone were to pay me €25M (50% in advance) I'm shure I could "clack" [www.youtube.com] that thing with my scuba gear and a timer'd load!
I promised Google Voice Support I would make fun of the email I got, so here it is...
"Information about your Hangouts refund
Hello Tursi Lion,
We were unable to process a refund for your Hangouts balance right now.
We will automatically request this refund for you in early 2021 and confirm this request by email.
Please contact support if you want to request an earlier refund."
I couldn't wait for 2021 to come around again, so I emailed, and they patiently explained to me about how they can't refund more than six months after I paid in 2011, and I agreed to this, and all the places in the ToS it's mentioned.
But I fixed them... the email says I can request an earlier refund than 2021, so I asked for my refund in 2011! HAH! That'll do it! #sarcasm
@kkarhan@infosec.space
nsfw joke
@AaronDavid Trump really looks like he could use some proper #Fisting - WITHOUT LUBE!
@kkarhan@infosec.spaceUSpol, Trump, Martial Law
@GottaLaff @Lizette603_23 makes him cross the red line where a lot of people suddently get interested in doing "very enthusiastic walks"...
@kkarhan@infosec.space@SecurityWriter the #sarcasm is strong on this one...
@kkarhan@infosec.space@metacurity @Heliograph +9001%
Set "owed debt" to 0 and sent out info that said avcounts have been paid off, then nuke the system and backups!
Zythophile snark
Brew I'm working on and some resulting dialogue has given me an idea...
Concept NEIPA with a grist that's 50% flaked wheat and oats so that light cannot escape its surface, quadruple dry-hopped, having no bittering addition with what might as well be an entire bine of Nelson Sauvin, and poorly attenuated with estery English ale yeast.
Package that shit up. It'd probably sell gangbusters with consumers ready to pitch glowing reviews of "Wow! This tastes great!" on Untappd.
The customer turns to the elaborate matte label on the can they purchased for $12 at the bar for the name of the beer...
"Dumb Bitch Juice"
@kkarhan@infosec.space@AmericaMourns yes, because #Trump is in fact #AgentKrasnov and thus a #enemy.
#Sarcasm aside: #LinkToSource or didn't happen!
https://universeodon.com/@AmericaMourns/114145672809403235
