Fun-sized tiger dad<p>Brew I'm working on and some resulting dialogue has given me an idea...</p><p>Concept NEIPA with a grist that's 50% flaked wheat and oats so that light cannot escape its surface, quadruple dry-hopped, having no bittering addition with what might as well be an entire bine of Nelson Sauvin, and poorly attenuated with estery English ale yeast.</p><p>Package that shit up. It'd probably sell gangbusters with consumers ready to pitch glowing reviews of "Wow! This tastes great!" on Untappd.</p><p>The customer turns to the elaborate matte label on the can they purchased for $12 at the bar for the name of the beer...</p><p>"Dumb Bitch Juice"</p><p><a href="https://tiggi.es/tags/beer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>beer</span></a> <a href="https://tiggi.es/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://tiggi.es/tags/snark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>snark</span></a> <a href="https://tiggi.es/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a></p>