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**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 1d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of someone's arms with many pieces of gauze taped all over them while someone else with a gloved hand works on another venipuncture.

Caption: Why the Agile concept of fail fast never caught on in phlebotomy

#scrum #scrumteam #failfast

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 2d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Barbie doll looking down in shock

Caption: Me seeing the delivery date leadership is guaranteeing on a new product we are just starting

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 3d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Walton Goggins looking shocked.

Caption: My face every time I get onboarded somewhere and have to listen to a scrum master describe their process and why they can't use regular scrum

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 4d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Photo of badly damaged stairs from a powrr washer.

Caption:
Acceptance criteria: With a power washer, clean back and forth on each step
QA: Yes, but... This can't seem correct to you.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 5d

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of an overloaded cart (labeled "Your backlog") tipped backwards and lifting the attached donkey (labeled "Your team") into the air.

#scrum #scrumteam #productowner

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 21

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Top photo showing a high tech pc setup and a caption that reads "What leadership says they want"

Bottom photo of an old green screen terminal and a caption that reads "What leadership is willing to budget for"

#scrum #scrumteam #productowner

Mar 21

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 20

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

HR isn't there for your benefit (No pun intended. Well maybe intended just a little bit.)

Illustration of a wolf standing upright behind an upright sheep. The wolf is holding the sheep's head.

Caption: HR supporting your best interests

#scrum #scrumteam #humanresources

Mar 20

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 19

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Don't be that person. I definitely try hard not to be.

Caption:
Me: *Thinks of something to bring up with just a minute left in the meeting *

Me:

Picture shows:
Illustration of a skull with skeletal arms grabbing its brain, pulling it out, bringing it in front of its face and saying "Shut up".

#scrum #scrumteam #meetings

Mar 19

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 18

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

A shiny gold bag of garbage (labeled my deliverables) sitting a top a pile of black garbage bags (labeled my teammates' deliverables)

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

Mar 18

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 17

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of several people eatinf in adjacent rooms. On the wall that separates the spaces is a row of toilets without any privacy walls.

Caption: The new open office concept to foster collaboration

#scrum #scrumteam #leadership

Mar 17

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 14

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

We are working towards the sprint goal but are completely blocked.

Picture of a cobblestone driveway under water except for the drain. The area around the drain is slightly elevated, preventing the water from reaching it.

The water is labeled work in progress and the drain is labeled sprint goal

#scrum #scrumteam #sprint

Mar 14

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 13

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of a burned out white VW Bug in the middle of an empty parking lot.

Caption: Dev says they found and eliminated the bug

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

Mar 13

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 12

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Man looking through the bushes at a man and woman talking

Caption: When you are watching a heated argument on Teams but wisely stay out of it

#scrum #scrumteam #microsoftteams

Mar 12

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 11

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

The image shows Bobby Liebling, the lead singer of the American doom metal band Pentagram, performing on stage.
Key points about Pentagram and Bobby Liebling:
Pentagram is considered one of the pioneers of doom metal, formed in the early 1970s.
Bobby Liebling is the only constant member throughout the band's history.
The band has gone through numerous lineup changes.
Pentagram released their debut album in 1985 after many years of demos and singles.
Despite challenges, including Liebling's personal struggles, the band has continued to perform and release music.

Caption: The scrum master when we successfully complete a sprint

#scrum #scrumteam #scrummaster

Mar 11

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 10

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

An old woman (labeled "Me") looking in disgust at a tray of food that contains creamed spinach and runny mashed potatoes (labeled "The next ticket that I have been told to work on").

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

Mar 10

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 7

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Photo of what looks like a old barber chair in the middle of an empty, dilapidated, abandoned, brick room with stone or concrete debris around the ground.

Caption: We need everyone to return to the office. We have great workspaces that encourage encourage productivity.
The office environment:

#scrum #scrumteam #returntooffice

Mar 7

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 6

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

The painting The Martyrdom of St. Christopher, detail of a man shot through the eye with an arrow, c.1450-56

Caption: I'll fix it. Just open a defect so I can charge my time to it.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

Mar 6

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 5

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Marge Simpson (labeled Scrum Masters ) holding a potato (labeled Burn down charts) says "I just think they're neat"

#scrum #scrumteam #scrummaster

Mar 5

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · Mar 4

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Picture of about 10 versions of Superman in agony.

Caption: When the bug is so hard to fix that it annoys every version of you in the multiverse

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

Mar 4

**heise online** @heiseonline@social.heise.de · 2025-03-04T07:00:00.000Z

heise online @heiseonline@social.heise.de

Agile Produktentwicklung mit Scrum – in 5 Sessions zum Product Owner

Werden Sie ab dem 18.03. zum Product Owner und steuern mit Scrum die Entwicklung Ihres Produkts. Lernen Sie das agile Mindset und die Scrum-Methodik kennen.

https://www.heise.de/news/Agile-Produktentwicklung-mit-Scrum-in-5-Sessions-zum-Product-Owner-10296540.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

heise online · Mar 4Agile Produktentwicklung mit Scrum – in 5 Sessions zum Product OwnerBy Christoph Böttcher

#AgileSoftwareentwicklung #Scrum #news

Mar 4

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