here have this cute little comparison of me trying to pose and look sexy a few years ago versus a few months thereafter

I have an update to https://wobbl.xyz/@eldad/111818743837757231

I found it

the body of an otter who liked to pose with cigars vs. the body of when he started really enjoying them

I need the industrial calipers nowadays ​

what's your preferred fantasy story for how this happened

hot damn did this comic stoke a fetish fixation for fattening fit bods specifically

(links to artist's posts in alt text)

I used half a tub of cookie dough ice cream to make a milkshake tonight and I remembered this horny text over an old photo of me

I'm the fantasy aftermath

(Agent Smith voice from the Matrix) Tell me, Mr. Otter... what good are muscles if you are unable to flex?

Video for the horrified realization would look like this one: https://wobbl.xyz/@eldad/110687341925710056

Numbers suggested I might be up about 1.6 pounds in fat since I last pinched myself 2 weeks ago

slow progress but my body is finally getting the hint that this multi-month plateau is not acceptable

Anyone else have fun with measurements?

guess the vices caught up to me

filling out my old polo shirts

Have some fun little videos of incremental gains, 5-10 pounds at a time (thread)

there might be some horny text I added back when, sorry

A recent sequence comm

I love my suit but I might be pushing him to the limits with the extra size

(first photo from 2017 or so)

One of the earliest pieces I got of my character putting on weight. I remember being pretty bashful about sharing it

Someone's getting a little too into cinnabons and that fast swimmer metabolism can't cope!

https://twitter.com/thatgoodboye

The same (faux) leather jacket, 3 years apart

During lockdown my hobby became to get as ripped as possible and then spoil it all before anyone saw me in person again

(worth it)