IMPORTANT #US POLITICS #POLL

REMEMBER WHEN #OBAMA SAID, "Let me be clear, if you like your #Penis, you can keep your #Penis."?

DID BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA KEEP HIS PROMISE?!??!?

#VOTE AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!!

Is there like a thing in guy culture where guys compare penises? Like, do they actually stand around and hold their penises up next to each other, like, "yeah bro, my penis is real nice, but you got a good penis too"? Is this a thing?

Inquiring girls want to know.

#AdHocHypothesis time.

We think of #MorningWood as being caused by the day/night cycle, but what if we have it wrong? What if male mammals are actually part of a terraforming-like system, with an adaptation that causes them to have a blood-flow reaction at a certain rhythm, every 24 hours, and this constant wave of motion throughout the world creates a torque effect, leading to the rotation of the Earth itself?

People, I'm saying that #PenisesMakeTheWorldGoRound.

The #NittyGritty #411 On #Balls

Are you completely mystified by these hanging #appendages? Don’t worry — we got you. While #penises get top billing in the #puberty #pantheon, #testicles are actually just as important because it’s where #male #puberty begins. Plus, we’re #moms and know that #boys run around talking about “#balls” ad nauseam.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #SexEd

https://www.scarymommy.com/parenting/the-nitty-gritty-411-on-balls-from-your-fellow-boy-moms

Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???

THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!

SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!

PSA for men who cook: After you chop a chili pepper do not – I repeat, do not – go for a pee without washing your hands like your life depends on it.

Don’t ask me how I know. Just trust me when I say chilis and penises do not mix and this is definitely not the kind of fire you want in your pants.

Ow.