Hang it up, Tesla! It’s over.

Tesla drops Cybertruck production targets and moves some workers off the line https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-cybertruck-production-drops-sales-slump-2025-4

More good news!

'Tesla tanking': MSNBC financial expert delivers brutal news to Musk investors
https://www.rawstory.com/tesla-tanking-msnbc-expert/

Well, then he’s hardly earning his keep! I mean, you could find $150B in the sofa cushions, for fuck’s sake.

Elon Musk drastically drops DOGE’s savings goal from $2 trillion to $150 billion for the year
https://fortune.com/2025/04/11/elon-musk-drastically-drops-doge-savings-goal-2-trillion-150-billion-year/

Uh. Precisely the reason NOT to trust him.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: 'We can trust Elon Musk — he's the richest man in the world' https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-trust-elon-musk/

Elon Musk won’t rule space forever—here are the companies challenging SpaceX and Starlink
https://www.fastcompany.com/91310407/space-resistance-companies-elon-musk-spacex-starlink

The used Tesla market is crumbling | CNN Business
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/even-used-teslas-are-falling-out-of-favor/index.html

Arrest Elon Musk!

Musk’s PAC Quietly Deletes Video of Wisconsin Woman Saying She Was Paid to Vote
https://www.thedailybeast.com/musks-pac-quietly-deletes-video-of-wisconsin-woman-saying-she-was-paid-to-vote/

Motherfuckers!!!!

DOGE Is Trying to Gift Itself a $500 Million Building, Court Filings Show
https://www.wired.com/story/doge-takes-control-usip-office-building/

Investors From China Are Secretly Buying Stakes in Elon Musk’s SpaceX
https://truthout.org/articles/investors-from-china-are-secretly-buying-stakes-in-elon-musks-spacex/

Elon Musk is stealing YOUR future!

As Musk buys votes, it's time to answer which shall rule: Wealth or the people?
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/3/29/2313194/-As-Musk-buys-votes-it-s-time-to-answer-which-shall-rule-Wealth-or-the-people

Yay, Wisconsin! Fuck him up!

Wisconsin AG: 'We intend to take legal action' against Elon Musk
https://www.rawstory.com/elon-musk-wisconsin-2671628439/

Tesla owners are offloading their cars in droves
https://www.businessinsider.com/used-tesla-listings-elon-musk-2025-3

Sue him for what?!?!?!

Elon Musk said that’s he’s “had enough” and that a lawsuit is “inbound” after former Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) called him a “thief” and a “Nazi” on live television this week, Mediaite reports.

Said Bowman: “He’s incompetent, he’s a thief, he’s a Nazi, and people don’t trust him, period.”

Yet more evidence that Elon Musk is a moron.

Elon Musk says he and DOGE found 14 ‘magic money computers’ that create money out of thin air
https://archive.ph/BQB5J

Trump’s FBI Finds No Evidence That Tesla Attacks Were Coordinated, Despite Trump and Musk’s Assertions
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-finds-no-evidence-that-tesla-attacks-were-coordinated-despite-trump-and-musk-s-assertions/ar-AA1BpJTb

On the other hand, all Musk will have is a petition of people who signed to receive $100...

Elon Musk PAC’s $100 giveaways put Wisconsin voters to the test
https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/elon-musk-100-giveaway-wisconsin-petition-voters-rcna197543