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Leaping Womanme, last night: Wanna see another example of how nerdy I am? @kleen: Of course. me: *points to minor geektastic contribution* @kleen: Thank God you're here to overthink things for us. <a href="https://spore.social/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a>

Ari 2 Sheds JacksonOn the night the full moon first rises, I like to go out to the field at the edge of the neighborhood with my dogs to sit and watch the moon rise. It changes position and trajectory each month, not aligning with the east-west dirt road we sit on except for twice a year. The sun is always setting in the west at the time the full moon rises. So I'll have in front of me a big ole full moon and behind me, sometimes, a spectacular sunset. I have found if I sit very, very still and position myself so that some object on the close horizon is in the path of the moonrise (wires on electric poles are the best) I can almost feel our planet turning.<a href="https://beige.party/tags/MicroStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MicroStory</a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a>

Spas Kolev<a href="https://mstdn.social/@stux" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@stux</a> just showed that to my 14yo son and he was 'meh, I did the same once last summer' <a href="https://wikis.world/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a>

Aurimas ČerniusComment in code: "will be obsolete soon". Written: 10 years ago.<a href="https://floss.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://floss.social/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a>

Anka AdamczykKoty to niby takie samodzielne zwierzęta i nie potrzebują zaangażowania i uwagi za dużo, ale jak wyjdziesz z domu na pół dnia, a potem wrócisz i zaraz wyjdziesz jeszcze raz na dwie godzinki, to jak w przerwie nie usiądziesz, nie ukochasz i nie pomiziasz, to wiadomo, że któryś ci się za karę zrzyga do łóżka...😔<a href="https://pol.social/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a> <a href="https://pol.social/tags/itsfunnybecauseitstrue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#itsfunnybecauseitstrue</a> <a href="https://pol.social/tags/dombezkotatog%C5%82upota" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dombezkotatogłupota</a>

Lorise 10 pessoas estão sentadas numa mesa e um nazi se senta e ninguém se levanta então tem 11 nazis sentados numa mesa.se estou com 10 pessoas sentadas numa mesa e um nazi se senta eu não me levanto. eu faço arminha com a mão aponto pra minha cabeça e começo a gritar "SEGUE SEU LIDER!! SEGUE SEU LIDER!!!!" dando gargalhadas pro nazi. aí as outras 9 pessoas sentadas se levantam pra tentar segurar o nazi que ficou todo melindrado e diz que vai me bater.um beijo pra curitiba.<a href="https://bolha.one/tags/fatosreais" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fatosreais</a> <a href="https://bolha.one/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a>

Still Mad About CD PricesOne Million Years Ago I met two adorable <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Chinese" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Chinese</a> exchange students at college in Utah. Their names were Frances and Michelle. The said they would teach me Mandarin. I practiced 20 or so phrases and they critiqued my pronunciation whenever I was at their apartment.They said a greeting was very important, so they taught me how to say hello. They said in <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Mandarin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mandarin</a> it was important to greet women differently from men. I don't have any idea how to spell/transliterate this, but they said I had to say to them, every time we met, something like "Ni hao, Pio Liang." They were very happy when I said it, clearly because I was doing so well.A few months later, we had all drifted apart (as is common in college) and I met another Mandarin speaker. She was surprised to learn there were gendered greetings in Mandarin. I told her what Frances and Michelle had taught me for "hello [to women]" and she laughed so hard she cried. It took a minute or two for her to be able to tell me Frances and Michelle had trained me to say they were very beautiful every time I saw them.No regrets. They were quite beautiful.<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/story" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#story</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#language</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#prank</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/noregrets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#noregrets</a>

Raccoon🏳️‍🌈Look at <a href="https://hachyderm.io/@mcjevans" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@mcjevans</a>, he's a very fancy programmer man, paying the disabled to watch his cat for him while he goes on a <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/cruise" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cruise</a>...<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/RealLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RealLife</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a>

shulhan<a href="https://caneandable.social/@WeirdWriter" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@WeirdWriter</a> I once try to setup Hugo and end up writing my own static site app.Because every steps I follow is again simplicity.<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a>

Ricardo HarvinAs a teen, my mom accidentally dropped baby RFK Jr on his head.At the time, RFK Sr assured my mom the child was ok.CTE may possibly be caused by one instance of brain trauma.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RFKJr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RFKJr</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/RFK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RFK</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CTE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CTE</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a>

Wulfy<a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ai6yr</a> So I found this hardware store in my town. And when I said "found", I had to ask a tradie nearly on a deathbed, about the forbidden knowledge. It's got a weird name. Like Abraxas emporium. It's the size of a coffee kiosk, the sales area anyway. There are about 10 staff there. Most on the computers, stabilising some sort of dimensional rift that keeps the place operating...... anyway, I was schooled by a 55+yo Amazon Dragonlady that eats tradies for breakfast whole, about the difference between Screws and Bolts. I went there to get some imperial fasteners. Because contrary to what Sepos think, outside of their three ringed circus nation, imperial fasteners are hard to come by.I asked about these BOLTS...she disappears into the alternate dimension where the Warehouse must be, then emerges a while later with TWO boxes. And then she informs me... I got a box of what you asked for, and a box of what you actually need. 😑And that's how I learned that a bolt has a section near the head that does not have the thread on the shaft.We lost that kind of sass expertise with the mass chain hardware stores. QQ<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a>

Paul Chambers🚧<a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a> When I was extremely, extremely young, I thought "Three Wise Men" in the Christmas story was "Three White Hens"I threw such a tantrum when there were no chickens that my grandparents that raised me had to add three ceramic chickens to the fireplace mantel's nativity setTo this day, 50 years later, many people in my family have three chickens in their nativity displays and have no understanding why except that is the way the family patriarchs of the 1970s 80's and part of the 90s did it and they followed suit.<a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/WhatWasSaidWhatWasHeard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WhatWasSaidWhatWasHeard</a> <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HashTagGames</a> .

Jorge Bejarano<a href="https://mastodon.world/@exocomics" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@exocomics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cr/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a> 😹😹😹

Sean C.<a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@actuallyautistic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ActuallyAutistic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ActuallyAutistic</a> when i was fighting tooth and nail for my accommodation...tt would've been much easier to just say i need to work from home for self regulation…but i work for hostile assholes who think they're the best thing since sliced bread...what made me realize this all of a sudden…sitting here singing VERY badly to some Broadway musical <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a>

fredrinAfter some talk about how Airplane! with 3 gags per minute was one of the funniest films ever made, I still can't believe how long it took me to get the biggest gag in my own comic: (it was Largo's joke, I thought it was funny, but i didn't register that it was an Airplane reference :P) <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a>

Jeremy MallinI don't usually drink soda, but today I bought some Jarritos that came in old timey glass bottles. I was about to worry that I don't have any conventional bottle openers, but it turns out that I actually have two different ones on my keychain. <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/MacGyverLite" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MacGyverLite</a>

Jorge Bejarano<a href="https://framapiaf.org/@davidrevoy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@davidrevoy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.cr/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a> 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

CelloMom On CarsTeen: Can we come back here tomorrow? Dad: We've been here twice already!<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OverHeardAtTheBookStore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OverHeardAtTheBookStore</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HashTagGames</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Foyles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Foyles</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a>

abovearthI had a phishing mail at work.I knew something was up when I saw:"Thank you for your hard work."<a href="https://hostux.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://hostux.social/tags/truestory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#truestory</a>

Mekki<a href="https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ErikUden</a> can confirm after three buses zoomed by my partner and me near Amsterdam before a local rolled her eyes and came over and said in perfect English, "you must be tourists, right?" She then proceeded to walk out two lanes into the highway to wave down the bus that was in the far left lane so that we could get on. <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TrueStory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TrueStory</a>

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